Okay, serve the world is partly clickbait. The situation I command you to picture is one where you’re sitting with a full bladder and your mind is screaming Release! Release! In my defence ‘the world’ certainly shrinks to the vicinity around the nearest toilet at this point, and everything-- the deadline for the project application, how popular you are in your friend circle, the quintessential question of what exactly you want to do with your life, much less the war in the faraway country, all fade into vapour, and you attain a deep mindfulness of the present moment that Alan Watts or Baba Ramdev would’ve been proud of. You call out the situation to your friends, go take a piss in all haste, and there’s a deep peace and tranquillity to the world now. Happens occasionally huh? But what’s pure chaos is when the notification arrives at the most unfortunate moments: You’re in a movie theatre, farthest seat from the aisle. Or you’re on a bus full of people you don’t know and the next...
All Hail Sundaran and his timeless wisdom. Dissenters be burned at the stake